How To Be Annoying Malk Symbol

Adjust the tint on your TV screen so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way"

Drum on every available table surface

Staple papers in the middle of the page

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Set alarms for random times

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to "lick the flavor off"

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" sound

Honk and wave to strangers

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register

Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Magic"

Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-Cyrillic-landscape mode

Buy large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets

Pay for your dinner with pennies

Tie jingle bells to all your clothes

Write "X-buried treasure" in random spots on road maps

Light road flares on a birthday cake

Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley

Leave tips in Bolivian currency

Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador"

Push all the flat Lego pieces together firmly

At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks

Wear a cape that says "magnificent one"

Finish the 99 bottles of beer song

Drive half a block

Name your dog "Dog"

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination

Ask people what gender they are

Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl

Forget the punch line of a really long joke, but assure the listener that it was a "Real Hoot"

Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off in
case "the big one comes"

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet

Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up

Change your name to James Aaaaaaaasmith for the great glory of being the first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce every "A"

Sit in your front yard pointing a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down

Chew on pens that you have borrowed

Sing along at the opera

Mow your lawn with scissors

Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance to the Prophesy"

Incessantly recite annoying phrases such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket"

Stare at the static on the TV and claim that you see a "Magic Picture"

Select the same song in the jukebox 50 times

Scuff your feet on dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more at any time

Never make eye contact

Never break eye contact

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears

Invite lots of people to other people's parties

Wear a Cow costume, not on Halloween.

have fights with your boy/girlfriend in the middle of a movie theatre and start asking people their opinions

pass around a bag of candy and after everyone ate one tell them how yummy they all tasted when you licked them earlier

play a CD that skips... on repeat

after shaking hands with a person, tell them that you "use that hand."

go to bed at nine and wake up at five. make sure your roommates wake up at the same time you do.

hand in business proposals printed on bright yellow paper.

when a telephone solicitor calls you up, tell your roommate that the phone is for her. if there is no roomate, tell the solicitor that he/she wants to speak with your dear old aunt Edna - then leave the phone on the table.

laugh hysterically at everything but the punch line of a joke.

write people notes on your hand

yawn conspicuously when your friend is talking.

write long letters to people you don't know.

Annoying Things to do in an Elevator

Grimace painfully while smacking you forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Meow occasionally.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Stare wide-eyed at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Say, "I wonder what these do?" and push/pull all the red buttons & knobs.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Start panting heavily, close your eyes and begin chanting, "Enclosed spaces are fun. Enclosed spaces are fun..."

When no-one is looking, grab the elevator's hand rails and begin shaking the elevator from side to side and shout, "Oh my God!".

Wear "x-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

Grab the elevator phone and pretend you are talking to God.

When some one come up to yell at you or something just stare at them
until they blow their top. - mbesaw

Sent by names Justin Smith

1. Go to a party and introduce your self to every one else, using some one else's name each time, then when people call you those names tap the person next to you and say "I think there Talking to You"

2. Make a chalk out line in the road (or elevator) and lay in it,

3.Send some one a chain letter.

4. take the keys off a keyboard and replace them in random order.

5.send some one a ransom letter for there best friend who is on vacation and date it for a week ago

Annoying Things Sent By Pato439

tie your shoelaces together
tie other people's shoelaces together
make a fan out of a piece of paper and fan other people with it
grin a lot
start staring contests
twiddle your thumbs
imitate embarrassing bodily functions in crowded places

 Annoying Things Sent By Katie "Wakko!" Bubenik

Tell wildly exaggerated stories, get people to believe them and then say 'ok, maybe it wasn't ALL true, but it's close enough"

Be REALLY nice to people; but make sure you do it too much

Play 'follow the leader' without the 'leader' knowing

Annoying Thing By Richard Wyrmslayer

Just want to say that something I've found out to be really annoying is "Chaos" because of th nature of "Xaos" there can never be any true way to say, spell, write, Etc... And (for anyone who's read or seen Jp) there can never be a "Xoas Theory" again for the nature if such a thing. Any way getting to the point here if you just start talking about what I've mentioned I'm certain you'll get lots of weird looks and people will start to try to run away from you. This can also be used for PERSPECTIVE. "If everything depends on perspective, then what is perspective??? And my last words are to confuse people entirely start talking to them in "gaming terms" and see if they understand what you're talking about.

Annoying thing by Bubbajohns

Any time someone does something or you want to do something start a challenge as out lined in White Wolfs Minds Eye Theater tm (eg. You can't walk away because I am to charismatic. Ready? One. Two. Three.) or ask them to "make a roll with a difficulty of" and state an number.

If you have something that would be annoying to add to the list, just E-mail me it I'll check it out and probably put it up on the list.


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